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Joke of the Day

"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."

"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."

"I'm giving up alcohol for a month.... Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."

"I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar."

"How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry? Give him a basketball and ask him what it says."

"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."

"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."

"I already have a date for Valentine's Day February 14th"

"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""

"Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!"