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Joke of the Day

"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."

"I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it."

"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""

"Why are pills white? Because if they were black they wouldn't work."

"If you're only 18, please don't post philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs 700lbs but a Zippos a little lighter"

"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"

"Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season."

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."

"Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed... ...because they couldn't read them."