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Joke of the Day
"UVA did something King James couldn't do.... Brought a championship to the Cavaliers!"
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"[Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here"
"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."
"General surgeon's warning: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop.!"
"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""
"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"
"Why didn't Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled       [/r/funny told me to go here >.>]"
"What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns? An *and*chestra."
"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"
"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""