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Joke of the Day
"General surgeon's warning: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop.!"
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"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."
"I'd just like to say I called Katy Perry's popularity the first time I saw the ""I Kissed a Girl"" music video. Also, I am tone deaf."
"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"
"Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast? A: Because their schedules are so flexible."
"What do you call a seizure you have while mining? An ore spasm."
"Putin me on that list."
"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"
"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"
"Some days, I just like to live wild and dangerous... These are the days I say to a woman, ""calm. the. fcuk. down."""