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Joke of the Day

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

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"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"
"[Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him"
"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"
"I'm sticking to my guns. I really should have washed my hands after I ate."
"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"
"""Of course you can trust me. Look, I'll prove it. Close your eyes and fall backwards. I'll catch you."" *Bing! Twitter notification!* Thud."
"What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Fillipe F'Lop"
"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"