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Joke of the Day
"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"
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"And then I was all: ""I'm really getting sick of your shit, bitch."" And then she was all: ""To speak with a representative please press 7."""
"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"
"My dad says he hates surprises... So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane."
"When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor... - When can we have sex? He winked at me and replied - My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside."
"What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey."
"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"
"I'm so sick I feel like a white boy at his first Kanye concert (masterpiece)"
"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"