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Joke of the Day

"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"

"Yesterday I was charged with kidnapping... That's the last time I fall asleep on a goat!"

"We need to overthrow that Tyrannosaurus Rex and democratically elect a Presidentosaurus Rex"

"[nsfw] the ultimate trifecta of dirty joke so, i was going down on my grandma, and i started to taste donkey semen, i looked up at my dear sweet grandma and said, "" jeez, grandma thats how you died?"""

"Wife: ""Would you like to help me....?"" Translation: ""Do it or die."""

"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"

"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"

"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."

"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"

"My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to Bomb the Germans."