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Joke of the Day
"Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex."
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"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."
"""My dream is to create something that both dogs and fraternity brothers will enjoy chasing with equal vigor."" -- inventor of the frisbee"
"I, for one, like Roman Numerals"
"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""
"So two guys walk into a bar... and the third one ducks."
"TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans."
"I own a gun so if a robber breaks into my home and steals my stuff I can shoot all my stuff and break it so the robber can't enjoy any of it"
"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."
"TEN>NINE Doctor:"" I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient : ""What do you mean by 10?10 what?Months?Weeks?"" Doctor: ""Nine."""