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Joke of the Day
"What do little green men do to stay in shape? They do Yoda."
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"""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,"" I mutter after each rabies shot."
"Why would it be bad to be a black Jew? .....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."
"Why did the farmer screw their sheep on a cliff? They push back harder. (Told to me by my NZ step father about Australians, of course.)"
"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"
"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."
"What did the terrorist send in the mail? A CAIR package."
"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."