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Joke of the Day
"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."
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"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."
"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."
"What do you call a computer that can sing really well? A Dell."
"I really want to see that movie about Tom Cruise But I don't think it's ever gonna come out"
"What is Harry Potter's philosophy on relationships... Hit it and quidditch."
"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."
"*hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*"
"Amazing Farmer I met an amazing farmer today, he was out standing in his field.."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."