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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."
Next Joke
"What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake? First time posting to r/baking."
"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."
"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"
"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."
"Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep? Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!"
"Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick."
"What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate? Neither of them got to sea!"
"Monday mornings are spent avoiding people who might ask about my weekend."