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Joke of the Day

"Doritos has a new snack called ""Taco Explosion"" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell."

"Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my Granddad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus."

"I haven't been drunk in so long, I almost forgot what it's like to love everyone."

"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to tournaments Just in case they get a hole in one."

"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."

"I heard a joke on Reddit the other day.. well, I guess I didn't really hear it, more like Reddit."

"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""