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Joke of the Day

"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."

"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"

"I wanted a dog. My wife wanted a cat. We had to compromise so we got a cat."

"why send male soldiers into war women on there period is good enough"

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard? Neither did she."

"How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse? Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!"

"You eat what (phonetic joke)? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who?"

"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"

"Did you hear about the Leper going for the masturbation world record? Eventually he pulled it off!"

"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them."