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Joke of the Day

"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."

"My style speaks for itself. For example, today it says, ""You probably shouldn't go out in public dressed like this."""

"Have you heard that joke about pussy? I would tell it, but I don't get it."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, ""Bring weed, bro"""

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*"

"My army buddy was jerking off one night. He was discharged by dawn."

"Why are all the guys banging hot chicks in porn fat and ugly? I don't know, but sign me up!"

"You know what they say about poorly produced pornography... You never see it coming."

"I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card!"