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Joke of the Day

"This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it."

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"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."
"""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."""
"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?   A mute, crippled insomniac"
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."
"In North Korea... [edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly"
"Waiter there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !"
"What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls"
"[Oreo meeting] What about 'sextuple stuffed' ""That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"" [later googling Sextuple] ""Omg that's genius"""
"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."
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