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Joke of the Day
"ME: *eating shepherd's pie* this is really yummy SHEPHERD: hey, that's my pie"
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"What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water? ""I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"""
"I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say ""What an ass?"""
"Nice tan. I'm guessing your mother is white & your father's a sweet potato?"
"Paid love costs less."
"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."
"Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead."
"A wife asks her husband ""Honey, how many women have you slept with?"" The husband replies, ""Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones """
"I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need."
"Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia Just proclaim you are homosexual"