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Joke of the Day
"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."
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"People who talk at the cinemas really annoy me.. I can barely hear my phone over them!"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."
"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."
"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"What do you call an Italian without arms A speech impediment!"
"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."
"1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it."
"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."