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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."

"Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'"

"I like my women like i like my coffee Without a dick"

"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."

"What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !"

"Feeding your cat a vegan diet is actually pretty easy. The trick is to cut up the vegans in to very small chunks first."

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture"

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"What do you call a nose that can see into the future? Nostrildamus"

"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"