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Joke of the Day

"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"

"Why can't you bring an Indian to a fancy restaurant? Because they get the Buddha in the Gouda! ;D"

"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"

"how do you tell the difference between an extroverted engineer and an introverted engineer? the extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes."

"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."

"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."

"Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too."

"Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed."

"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."

"Why is a woman lie a hurricane? When she comes she's wet and wild, but when she leaves she takes the house, the car and the kids..."