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Joke of the Day
"What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!"
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"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."
"A son is about to turn 18... So he goes to his father before his birthday and asks for a truck. The morning of his birthday he looks out his window at the driveway and sees a rented moving truck."
"I'm old enough to remember when a car on the back of a tow truck meant a transmission problem rather than repossession problem."
"I've survived enough awkward high-fives to know they're not worth the risk"
"Tell y'all what I know about dwarfs.. Very little."
"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?"
"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"
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"Just got every hair on my body waxed off except eyebrows and head. I look like a naked mole rat. Men, come & get me if you're into rodents."