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Joke of the Day

"POLICE CHIEF: They call him the copycat killer ONE OF THE COPS (mocking tone): They call him the copycat killer [everyone looks at him] Oops"

"When I'm looking for a parking spot I turn the radio down because clearly I can see better when it's quieter..."

"Mum: How come your friend ______ hasn't been around lately? Me: Because he turned into a cunt."

"Elephant in sneakers Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!"

"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."

"Psychiatrist to his nurse: ""Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"""

"A thing of booty is a joy foreva..."

"What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr? Nap-kin"

"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"

"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."