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Joke of the Day
"Mum: How come your friend ______ hasn't been around lately? Me: Because he turned into a cunt."
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"I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them."
"I always yell ""I'm not masturbating!"" when someone knocks on my office door so they know I'm not masturbating."
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"
"Complimented Taylor Swift on her shirt yesterday and now she's in a tree outside my window with a guitar and a wedding dress. Send.Help.Now."
"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""
"If you can't say anything nice about someone, then say it very vaguely and put it as your Facebook status"
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"
"What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match? Preparation H"