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Joke of the Day

"When I'm looking for a parking spot I turn the radio down because clearly I can see better when it's quieter..."

"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."

"I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites."

"If banks are so worried about people stealing their pens, they should just attach them to a Creed CD"

"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."

"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."

"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."

"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"