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Joke of the Day
"Psychiatrist to his nurse: ""Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"""
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"50,000 battered women a year... And I still eat mine plain!"
"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."
"If someone says ""Someone in this room has a bomb,"" I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7"
"What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping."
"(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure? ""You're such a Frank Castle."""
"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"
"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("
"Our baby's new nickname is Assad... ..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention."
"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can't violin with the electric meter"