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Joke of the Day
"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"
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"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."
"The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it"
"What do you call a smart chromosome? A gene-ius"
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno Business! (say with sass)"
"I sell balloons for $1 each, or if you want them blown up it's $1.20. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."
"What do is the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve"
"How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar? Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds."
"The Conservation of the Letter R Everytime a Bostonian ""pahks his cah in the yahd"", a Texan warshes something"
"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"