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Joke of the Day

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"

"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."

"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."

"He paid me $150 for the ""girlfriend experience,"" so I went through his phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably."

"Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair."

"Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless."

"*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*"

"I don't have a girlfriend.. I just know someone that would be really mad if they ever heard me say that"

"A married man and his friend are talking. Friend: how's your daughter? Man: we haven't had one yet. Friend: after last night, you will in 9 months."

"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."