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Joke of the Day
"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."
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"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""
"We crush olives for olive oil, we crush walnuts for walnut oil and we crush sunflower seeds for sunflower oil So how do we make baby oil?"
"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"
"A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender ""A pint of beer please."" The bartender says ""Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!"" The dog then replies ""Why? Do they need electricians?"""
"Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly? Because he was cohabiting."
"Did you know that the new iPhone 5 helps people lose weight? When you pay for it you can't afford to eat for a month."
"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."
"What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!"
"My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'. So we stopped playing chess."