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Joke of the Day
"The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it"
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"What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it? Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!"
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"How do you know that you're too old? When the priest doesn't look at you anymore."
"Caffeine is like my psycho girlfriend. As long as we're together everything is great, but if I ignore it for one day, it tries to kill me."
"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"
"Some people say ""If you can't beat them, join them"". I say ""If you can't beat them, beat them"", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise."
"I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it."
"I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb..."
"When it comes to girls with low self-esteem... guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings."