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Joke of the Day

"What do is the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve"

"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"

"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."

"Guys: Every two weeks, tell your lady that her new hairstyle looks great!!!! You might not notice it...... but trust me, they changed it. You can thank me later. "

"What's the best way to hunt for deer? Driving at midnight."

"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"

"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"

"*hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*"