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Joke of the Day
"New friend: want 2 go tanning w/me tmrw? Me: ok. sounds fun. idk where 2 get cowhides. do u?"
Next Joke
"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."
"INTERVIEWER: this says u work well with otters. Did u mean others? ME (shoving a romp of otters back into my briefcase): haha yeah of course"
"Sorry if you don't like my Honesty. But to be fair I don't like your f*cking Lies"
"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."
"I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck. Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank."
"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"
"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."
"Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber."