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Joke of the Day
"Jewish Mathematics."
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"[trying to make small talk with the lady cutting my hair] so what do you do for a living"
"What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? Some day my prints will come!"
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? Penis is the male reproductive organ. Paycheck is a check that used to pay an employee for his work."
"What car does Catwoman drive? A Purrgeot."
"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"
"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."
"Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright"
"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."