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Joke of the Day
"This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it."
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"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."
"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."
"What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music"
"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""
"How many panhandlers dose it take to change a light bulb ''There's change in the light bulb?''"
"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."
"What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!"
"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"
"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."