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Joke of the Day
"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"
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"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"
"I once borrowed a pro-life campaigner's laptop. The desktop was filled with accidentally-created New Folder icons."
"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."
"Did you hear about the guy who froze himself? I hear he is 0K!"
"Feet are legends"
"Common Core"
"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."
"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"
"A major yet unspoken difference between medieval times and now is... These days, if someone owns a sword, it's a pretty safe bet you can kick their ass."