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Joke of the Day

"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"

"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."

"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"

"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"

"What do dwarves and midgets have in common? Very little"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one's ever paid to have a lentil on their face."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"Santa accidentally ran over a man. The poor fellow was sleigh-n."

"I invented a new word. Plagiarism. --- EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."

"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"