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Joke of the Day
"Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage."
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"Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015? He was infact a *year* old."
"What did one casket say to the other? ""Is that you coffin?"""
"I need to find out what my company needs to do in order to get protests by topless women."
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"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."
"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""