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Joke of the Day
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now i can't find him."
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"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."
"In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals? 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'"
"Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert."
"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"
"Dear Diary: Day 1 of being a gang member. Wore a bandana today, but took it off after a woman shouted ""you go girl!"" from across the street."
"My New Year's resolution is to stop eating so much candy, so I can focus more on cookies."
"Why repent? I pented just last week."
"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."
"Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage."