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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"People who quit Reddit, what is life like now?"

"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."

"What are the famous last words of a redneck? ""Hey ya'll, watch this!"""

"Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement? Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents."

"I don't like Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves"

"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""

"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."

"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"

"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""