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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A Meowntain"

"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."

"""Hand me downs"" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby."

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring"

"Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister."

"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"

"Can you at least smile if you're gonna be in the background of my selfie, Doc? (takes off rubber glove) ""You can pull up your pants now."""

"Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."

"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."