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Joke of the Day

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"

"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"

"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""

"Why are asprins white? Because they work."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."

"Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise."

"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"Have you seen the one about the idiots with bad jokes? Yep, Reddit."

"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"