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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."

"My wife said sex with me is like enjoying a piece of Fruit Stripes gum... The best 3 seconds of her life."

"Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"

"What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut"

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."

"What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist? Two syllables."

"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black."

"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"