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Joke of the Day

"What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts? An iPad."

"Hey Guys! They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great? Its been renamed to The View, however..."

"I always make a point to add a 'man' when I say thanks to the pizza delivery guy, so he knows I used to smoke weed and shit."

"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"

"What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger."

"I once saw a real bear in the wild and said ""Aww, look at him!"" What I'm saying is, don't turn to me for practical thinking in an emergency."

"My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. Or possibly being robbed. Whatever."

"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? COMET"

"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"

"""Look at me! I'm a ninja!"" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet."