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Joke of the Day
"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"
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"Why Don't feminists make good botanists? They spend the entire time in the greenhouses bitching about the glass ceiling."
"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, ""we don't serve robots."" The robot replies, ""oh, but some day you will."""
"What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man with 20 bullet holes in his back? The worst case of suicide he's ever seen."
"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."
"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"
"It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful."
"My wife: ""What are you doing?"" ""Having an argument on Twitter"" ""With a man or woman?"" ""A lamp."""
"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("