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Joke of the Day
"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"
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"Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair."
"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"
"Peanuts HEY THERE SO TWO PEANUTS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED. http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/RodneyDangerfield%20%20_orig.jpg"
"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares their dogs too much"
"A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. ""Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle"" says the man."
"Me: can I have a few extra days off over Christmas Boss: it's May Me: sorry, may I have a few extra days off over Christmas"
"Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?"
"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"