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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car? A rental car can drive anywhere."
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"If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts... What's baby oil made from?"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"
"""Here, let me suck as much life from you as possible."" -jobs"
"I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers."
"I asked my friend if drinking Metamucil because I love the taste of orange juice is weird She said, ""no... regular people do it all the time!"""
"Why is a gun better than a woman? You can buy a silencer for a gun"
"Geppetto: I wish you were a real boy Pinocchio *begins to sing & dance around* Geppetto: yay! [3 hrs later] Geppetto: This was a mistake"
"Why did Hitler have a vitamin C deficiency? He hated juice."
"Went out for a jog today Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs."