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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man from the Cape. Who had balls like a hairy great ape. Then he met a nice girl. She gave him a whirl. And now he's got two little grapes."

"Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's going to steal a prison."

"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"

"This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend ""Is it true that if you pull your finger out I'll sink?"""

"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"

"You better lock your doors tonight, person who taught my parents texting."

"A co-worker of mine vocally disapproved with my proposal to ban pyrotechnics in nightclubs... I told her to give her rebuke a rest."

"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"

"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"

"So an introvert throws a party for introverts... Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house."