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Joke of the Day
"Prison guard is a pretty good job. Who's going to steal a prison."
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"I made my wife change her name to Dick. Now people laugh whenever I joke about beating her all day long."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!"
"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch"
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."
"Math problems are like women If they're under 18 just do them in your head"
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."
"Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it."
"I quit my job as an accountant It was just too taxing"
"When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents."