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Joke of the Day

"World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football."

"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."

"A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says ""2, 4, 6, 8..."" I was like ""don't even!"""

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."

"Wifi was down so had to talk to my gf. She seems nice."

"[on a Speed date] pop quiz hotshot, if this date goes below 50 mph it explodes [her] that makes no sense [I mouth a tiny explosion sound]"

"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."

"Mom asked me if I would pick up some things for her at the 'Dime Store', great, now I've got to go all the way to the 70s."