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"Knock knock Who's there? YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"here lately i've been feeling a void in my life... it's probably nothing."
"What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish? William Shat-on-her"
"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."
"*tries to quietly check the football score during a home invasion"
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"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"
"""Describe yourself in 4 words."" Bad at counting."
"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."
"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
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