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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny priest? A firm believer."
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"Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon? He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office."
"What kind of animal has an asshole directly in the middle off its back? A police horse"
"Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait."
"I was sitting in a bar... When a guy yells out, ""Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?"" She yelled back, ""Because I swallowed them all!"""
"Hell hath no fury like a woman whom you won't let see a picture of her you just took."
"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle? Alien vs Predator."
"[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter? Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)"
"""Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."" -corduroys"