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Joke of the Day

"[Asking someone out] Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?"

"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."

"I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album."

"Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him."

"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never-mind, it's pointless."

"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"

"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"

"Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well."