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Joke of the Day
"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"
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"What's a dragracers favourite meal? Brake-fast"
"what room zombies and vampires can't enter? the living room."
"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"
"A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is"
"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as I do."
"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"
"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He was always afraid he was following someone."
"Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!"