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Joke of the Day

"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"Hashtag. A game you play in the quad of any state college..."

"Just left WalMart. All the cute well behaved kids must be at Target."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"I'm so horny I could eat out a horse."

"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."